That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

My retirement plan is to kick off before I have to retire.

So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.

However, drugs are mandatory for viewers.

Jesus he’s still alive?!

I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.

I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.

I thank you. Didn’t realize it noped out on me this morning.

Ah yes I have that on my watch list for later. A wild ride of transparent questions and unhinged, unrelated responses.

I saw this story yesterday and I just cannot fathom HOW. It’s kind of amazing.

Relevant King of the Hill

Glorious!

That’s a 10/10 blep.

Well I’m sure absolutely nothing is going to go wrong because of this. Obligatory /s

No refunds!

Anyone got a betting pool going yet for when this guy falls out a window?

My last HP shit the bed about 6 months after I bought it. I got really mad at it and got a Brother. No regrets.

My sister in law has one (I named it the Space Shittle) and she hasn’t had any issues with it for the year she’s had it and I have to admit that it’s a pretty nifty gadget. Personally, I continue to scoop because it’s a pretty hefty price tag for replacing 5 minutes of work a day.

My hiking boots in particular seem to be preferred for my two girls Apocalypse and Abaddon.

Legitimately my first thought when I read the headline.