What colors are your thigh highs?

Hats for dogs or hats with dogs???

Well, there goes Colombian coffee and bananas!

Fruit is a scientific term. Vegetable is a culinary term.

“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

Love all these updating block lists that bluesky has. It’s great.

#GriffithDidNothingWrong

Agreed. Personally, I think we should strap him to an SLS rocket and shoot him at the surface of the moon. It would be worth a billion dollars.

He’s not even from the US and camen here illegally.

Bury me with my Minecraft server.

The dad pulls up his pant legs to reveal his rainbow knee highs.

“A man of culture I see.”

I’m 3/4ths the way there.

Do All Recreational Enhancers!

I’m still hoping for a gamma ray burst.

This is gonna be the longest fucking four years of my life. And I live near a coastal river. I don’t know whether I’ll end up in the gay camps, the ADHD camps, or drowned due to climate change.

Fascism sucks donkey nuggets.

I hope they all have strokes.

Elonia Trump.

Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.

Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?

Didn’t Hitler kill the other popular Nazi leaders because he feared their ability to take over the party?

That will be a fun day of news.