My school was in lockdown again this week for a possible active shooter.

I never considered buying a dildo until now…

aka ‘Productivity increase’

Productivity has increased for decades without much of it going to wage increases. Instead, it’s gone to the companies/shareholders

Right. No inflation except for the tariffs.

Oh, and the war that cut oil supply.

But besides tariffs and the war, there’d be no inflation.

Then there’s the high government spending and money printing.

But besides tariffs, war, government spending and money printing, I’m sure prices would decrease.

Except for greedy companies that have to make more money every quarter.

It’s not really necessary.

Everyone outside the US is already recording it and taking notes.

Overruled, and case dismissed.

The company had an obligation to maximise shareholder value.

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,”

Blink twice if she’s in the room with you

I am not a financial advisor, and this is not financial advice.

Maybe you should check how much of your pension is invested where.

It can shock you how much of your money is invested in just 5 stocks.

Then talk to an advisor

I don’t get why they haven’t gone already.

If they don’t get their IPO off before the bubble pops, they might be losing out on a trillion with a capital T

Thanks Obama!

So he treats them like minors?

I had trouble with IVPN. They didn’t have many countries/servers, and ended up being blocked.

Currently on ProtonVPN, and seems to be OK so far.

One pod I saw (reliability unknowable) said their imports from the middle east had gone down, but their wasn’t clear visibility on actual usage. It could have been offset by using some of their huge reserves, or doing deals with Russia and/or Iran that weren’t being disclosed.

But China aren’t stupid and have been building out renewables to move towards less dependency on external energy supplies.

I don’t know about that. Is it really ‘isolation’ or just a self reflection privacy zone?

I’m waiting on his legislation limiting Bigfoot to the Pacific Northwest

You named it the “Patriot State Freedom Fest”.

What did you expect?

“And that’s why today I’ve put a 5000% tariff on the ICC. Nasty people. And they are banned from my press conferences too.”

“I see the haughty bird taunting me at the window again. Yet, I shall not let it have the upper hand. I shall stay exactly where I am and let it know my superiority by my glare.”

Quantum computing + AI = ?