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Does slack count?
Does slack count?
Hmm, what of rolls? Ciabatta, Kaiser rolls? Even croissants? By this definition it seems they’d be burgers, since rolls are cut in half. But then my roast beef sandwich is a lying, cold, sad burger
“ding” “DING DING DING DING” ~Donald Salamanca
I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance
If you look at the bottom it says once the device is paid off they can no longer access/change settings
I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros
Though that wouldn’t explain the other odd things mentioned like the thousands of companies listing their address as the Egyptian pyramids, 1 guy holding thousands of roles at thousands of companies, companies listing only 1 employee that have billions in revenue, etc
The article was pretty vague but there’s one quote where they say the passenger was in a “state of crisis,” so I’d guess something like a panic attack or other medical issue
I was just trying to feed you some hay!
Weird cats are my lifeblood
Follow-up question: what are your thoughts on respecting the sovereign borders of Poland? Art school admissions must be a stressful job
They throw umlauts around like they’re going out of style