It isn’t, but it drives clicks.

I’m sorry, but this person just threw away their life with an act that will have zero impact and is going to be forgotten by Wednesday.

Poor kid.

I’d almost rather summer vacation be canceled than have to attend that camp

Just for shits, I recently looked up tickets to Jane’s Addicition in CT. $90 for the shittiest seat in the house. Center nosebleeds were $130. That was before fees.

Absolute madness.

To be fair, it’s entirely possible elephants have created a deity of sorts. We’d have zero way of knowing.