Especially the companies who literally made social media a thing

That’s why they’re supposed to call it “less lethal” now. It gives them a loophole

The people who will be bought don’t understand how insulting it is for him to buy them, because they’re stupid

I was going to make a sarcastic joke about eating cats… they were actually selling them as food

Religion is a mental illness

“An SQL” makes me unreasonably angry, but that’s pretty awesome

Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises

Throwing the pennies hard enough to break skin*

He always has

He goes in his pants all the time

There’s no ‘b’ in “dum-dum” DUHH!

I really hope the /s is unnecessary

Very fine people

Sounds like I won’t be buying much in the way of electronics for a while

I didn’t even have any screws left over by the time I was done.

Lies! Haha

iNfInItE gRoWtH! eXpAnD oR die!

Late stage capitalism sucks

Yes, but do the sides fall off? Gotta ask the right questions.

It may be shitty, but it’s so MANLY! /s, obvi

It sure took the article a while to get around to the actual fucking mistake.

Trump is just a puppet of those assholes anyway. Not news. Eat the rich and lock Trump up for his crimes