Phenomephrene

Capitalism was the most popular option only because sadomasochism wasn’t included, apparently.

But that’s how you show God that your baby deserves to be in Heaven!!!

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I’ll take the hell to pay if Dems win the election over the living hell if they don’t, thanks.

I think the important answer to this question is that enough of those who were questioning Biden’s age/fitness to the effect that he would lose the election are now willing to vote for Kamala to the effect that she wins it (knocking on wood til I put a hole through it).

Tom Hanks is the best I could come up with given brief consideration.

Younger brains have fewer memories. This checks out.

I did that thing where I lied on the internet. The preamble was there purely as a setup for the greatest joke of all time.

I always pictured mammoths being more docile: disinclined to charge. Didn’t realize they could be more of a wooly bully.

It would be very on-brand, and probably entertaining, if these two send absolute bottom dollar lawyers to represent their case.

Yeah. While I think it unlikely enough that anyone from the Vatican is using the fediverse, I think I’m safe in completely dismissing out of hand that anyone with the official capacity to represent the Vatican is here posting about their dissatisfaction with the Olympics.

The best place to go when you’re looking to dish out some lil swimmers.

Everyone in Minnesota has been forced to learn and conduct business in Mandarin. The number of depictions of dragons in city streets has quintupled under his administration.

I’ll be curious to see what the medical debt relief package looks like in detail. I can imagine (and probably expect) this being structured in a way that’s bittersweet, though it’s far too early to start speculating. It’s not going to be the overhaul that’s needed address the travesty that is the medical insurance industry in this country. It’d be great if I get to see that in my lifetime.

Have you seen Commando? We’ll just say that that deer is the best performer in the movie. I absolutely believed it’s portrayal of a real live deer. I think it won the Oscar for best supporting tactsidermyor.

Not surprised to hear about that turntable contraption. Disney has some brilliant imagineers.

I thought maybe you were going with that.

Mostly what I see with any level of frequency is troll posters spamming intentionally inflammatory memes in apparently random communities. I’ve reported and blocked every post like this that I’ve come across.

Ok, it’s not just me then. Good.

Same thing.

Honestly, Joe Rogan can get people to believe some pretty weird stuff. For example, I believe the inside of his skull may just be packed with meat. Like, an actual pulsing node of meat. I know it sounds crazy, but if it were to be true for anyone it’d be him.