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Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”
Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”
Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”
Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”
Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”
Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on
But that’s so inefficient-- what if half weren’t paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to “win them over.” Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.
This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn’t include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it’s because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It’s not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don’t want that information distributed.
STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.
STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.
Legends foretold the day that someone would make it through the Cat Store self-checkout area
Oh man, how nice is it to hip-slam the hell outta that drawer, knowing your forks and spoons will be lovingly cradled
Lol… “your” life. Sure, friend.
Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”
Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”