I love that his opponent wore pink gloves to send him to the shadow realm.

Tell me more! I must have missed this!

They’ll claim that part is where their “fair” and “balanced” are.

What a stable individual.

Can’t take a private jet from your mansion in the gated community to your high-rise in the city. Traffic sucks for everyone where it sucks.

(not that I give a fuck if it sucks for shit-sticks like Musk and Rogan)

Time is a wheel. We’ve seen this movie before, and although we believe we know how it ends, we gotta keep looking out for the M. Night Shamalan twists.

But of course, they’ll be reported in the news as “violent ‘anteefa’ extremists”, despite their beat-up lifted truck sporting “Trump 2028” bumper stickers and confederate flags.

And vote to increase funding for it.

I think when people say “destruction of the planet” they are really meaning “our ecosphere and the multitude of species that are currently going extinct”.

Many recognize that we are in a 6th mass extinction period and understand that as the ecosystem goes, so do we. Is the spheroid body of the planet going to crumble or plate tectonics stop working because we’re gone? With all deference to George Carlin, no we know better (we’ll, there is the question about racking-induced earthquakes, but that’s a bit in the weeds).

It’s gotta be… Right‽

I’m really not sure…

And a MAGA POS.

Willing to host a small family from the US that absolutely loves your country?

“over 100 people usually run for every position”

Are you out your mind‽‽‽

Around here, and in a LOT of places, there isn’t even a challenger on the ballot!

That is hilariously, maddenly accurate. You win the day!

Doublethink in the purest form

Yeah, it made the same amount of sense to us.

Aerosmith wrote a song with that line in it!

I used to love grey. And then sometime in the mid-2000’s, automakers decided that they loved it too. And every damn vehicle on the road was grey.

Then, we got a new CEO at work. And he thought our facilities needed a refresh, but shouldn’t look “institutional”.

So every damn surface was painted grey with a darker shade of grey for the trim. It felt like I was working on a WW2 battleship. In black and white.

Now I can’t fucking stand it.

Their budget, like the military, won’t get frozen IIRC. Something about being in the Defense Authorization Act I think.

Since due process is off the table, we’ve determined (without a trial) that you’re not a citizen, and you’re being deported to a country you’ve never been to, where they will imprison you at our request, and they don’t speak any language you do.

Why? Because we’re ICE. Fuck you.