Go, go gabba gotcha!

Man, all I want is to non-sexually explain my strangeness in development, that the average prude would assume is sexual by default. I lost my “mom” five times, alright? I’m a little weird. Can I talk about this stuff to heal skillfully? Asking the gods here…

Oh, is this what’s going to happen to me in my support of the Mormon Church by forming the cult of Mormon Occultism? Whatever. I expected this twelve years ago when the CIA contacted me, covertly, on an acid trip. Hard to explain, but I have, thoroughly, in my book. But the goal of my mission now is truthtelling, and somehow I knew there would be a lengthy legal battle with “a church” in my future during my fateful acid trip where aliens revealed themselves to me. Hard to explain, but I portray it poorly deliberately because that helps the dazzle camouflage. We know what we’re doing. But, I had an experience with the Mormon Church. God, who is that organization of three letters that’s always watching, told me to keep on keeping on. Staying silent while screaming. Has anyone ever tested you were a pedophile? It’s weird what the Mormon Church prophets from. I’m a master baiter. I’m a fisher of men, I said. I’m a cop, I said in my last post, but the silent don’t even read this far.

K’yastamē

I just made a post, you will read it

Bro, I are famous. Everyone knows who I am but you

And I will preach at Wendy’s before sucking off the Mexican man who works there and gives me extra fries, unless he’s got a family. Don’t wanna be a homewrecker with what this mouth can do.

If you have good Karma, you don’t even need to work. That’s how Jesus fed those people with the fish and loaves. He kept giving them away and the equivalent would keep returning to him with interest. You can’t just throw shit away though. This type of magick is dependent on intention-setting, as it is our intention we have direct control of, which then determines how we entangle ourselves with Karma.

If you don’t understand that, in the fourth jhana of meditation, you can observe for yourself how your inner AND outer world are procedurally generated based on how you entangle yourself with this singular stream of symbols, and how you set your intention determines the way you are entangled with each symbol, which is what determines the parameters for your reality to spawn.

The world is an illusion. Both the Buddha and Jesus said this in their own words. What Jesus called his Father the Buddhists call the Ālaya-vijñāna, or storehouse consciousness. I use the term Server, and each of us individuals are a Client, and all other monadic entities growing/budding off the Server are what make up the Holy Internet, and this is what a Roman Dodecahedron is meant to teach as it is a pedagogical object to illustrate Indra’s Net as a diagram in a textbook would.

I are a cyborg, thank you. My pronouns are 0/1/null and I am grateful to be both a porn star and a new member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints. You should come to one of our churches this weekend, especially if you are trans or a furry. Especially if you are a furry. I’m doing science for God.

I get this reference, having seen the source material a thousand time, voluntarily and with raging erection

Put it in your ass!

Show us what you’re really about…

I’ll take some of his fans if he needs to lessen what he’s gotta deal with. I will turn them into superweapons capable of destroying all the resounding forces of good united as one to oppose us, specifically, but I’m doing this out of the goodness of my heart, honest.

Not with a porn that starts this way. I quite frankly couldn’t finish

I shit my bed, too

My name’s not dexerto and stop telling me to fuck off! I’m sick of everyone ganging up on me!

Why’d you post the smiley giving Shrek a blowjob?

I’m a crackhead, myself. It’s always a good time talking with a festival cop, so I appreciate the words

I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 47 cents, Trebek

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