What the fuck

My personal conspiracy is that the American government refuses to actually do anything about school shootings because they want you guys to stop sending your kids to public school.

To any one else who may be considering doing this: please don’t. Nobody with the power to actually do anything cares if you die. You can’t help anyone when you’re dead.

Personally it makes no difference. This wouldn’t happen if you guys had sane gun laws like the rest of us.

I don’t think anyone outside of the US is going to care at all about this distinction. I know I don’t. Accidentally shooting someone because you’re an idiot with a gun is just another reason why people shouldn’t be allowed to own and carry guns.

I’ve been grabbing thrift store dvds and ripping them for the past few months. Cancelled Netflix recently and I don’t miss it. I can’t believe some of the things I’ve found, too. I live in a small town and I found the entire 90s Sailor Moon English dub on dvd at my local thrift store.

You need to start calling her at midnight on your drive home just to chat. I used to do that to those people when I did the night shift.

I wonder how well it works, though. Us millennials played in the McDonald’s playgrounds and had birthday parties there but I don’t think McDonald’s is particularly popular with us as adults.

I think a lot of people who switch to non-dairy milk never really liked to drink milk in the first place. It was easy for them to switch. I had to cut dairy when I had a baby with a milk allergy and it was so hard. None of the milk alternatives taste anything like cow milk. I hated all of them. Vegan cheese is pretty terrible, too. Even the most expensive fancy cashew ones taste significantly worse than the cheapest cow milk cheese. I did like Daiya’s smoked gouda and nutritional yeast is pretty good, but other than that I was so glad to have cow milk back in my diet after a year of being dairy-free. I like meat alternatives but dairy alternatives are just bad. I hope science figures it out.

That baby with the dairy allergy outgrew the allergy but still prefers oat milk.

If we can get aggressive people to point that energy at each other in a controlled environment, I see that as a victory. Keeps them off of the rest of us.

I am SO tired of this shit. “Waaah you aren’t condemning Hamas hard enough!!!” My god just shut the fuck up already. I can’t tell anymore which ones of these people are just stupid and which ones are being disingenuous. I swear to god these people will accuse anyone of antisemitism if they aren’t starting every single fucking sentence with an “I condemn Hamas” disclaimer.