• Omar El Akkad

It’s like finding out that the captain of the airplane you’re on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we’re in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.

That’s what happens when you cheap out on the wet food, Debbie.

Mamdani is the next Obama. He’s savvy, smart and says all the right things. If he hasn’t yet been coopted by the corporatists, he soon will be. I’m just saying manage your expectations.

Would fucking over Mamdani make Jon Stewart feel more filthy than pinning a medal on a Nazi? Or how about giving a tongue bath to two war criminals (Hillary and Condoleezza)? Jon Stewart isn’t the hero we thought he was.

I have always said that the horizontal cuts were useless, I’m glad the math backs me up.

Yeah, thanks for the heads up Captain Obvious, now fuck off, sheepherder.

Cowboy Bebop and Full Metal Alchemist, but I’m old so take that with a grain of salt.

We need more Luigis.