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8 hours agoTook me a minute to get it 🤣
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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That was twist ending worthy of early M night shamamamanamamalan
I verbally oofed
3·7 days agoLow testosterone? Try Southern View 1900: Speed Limit 35 edition
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182·9 days agoDownvote this crap
Done. Downvoted your comment.
I upvoted the post though. Doubtful you’d have a problem with that since it isn’t crap
I get the feeling that the “full context” is either just as bad or a lot worse
It’s brand new. Literally just bought it today. It has that new phone smell 📱👃
33·1 month agoEdit: why do folks hate innocent questions?
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking
Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too
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1·2 months agoI hate my spouse so fucking much
I hate my spouse so fucking much
You’re finally awake. Got caught trying to annoy the scientists?