Intrusive thoughts. Cop cars are usually open and running…

Especially with a black powder derringer.

A colt .45 to the coconut is much faster.

Numbers dont make sense anymore

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

Thats just awful.

/s

Take that back pay and bounce

Trans deez nuts, or lack thereof.

Shit I need to memorize this speech

He thinks the bond market is a place

This is basically the “tearing copper out of the walls before you break the lease” stage

Remember kids, moral and legal are very different concepts.

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

My neighborhood is a fucking rave for trick or treat

I didnt notice

Shocking

Omg seriously?