Every single time I open the perfect question the only answer is “we already covered this, use the search”

14 miles?

This kid was on a hardcore camping hike

All hail Earth Emperor Musk

The spice must flow

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Shocking

Buffalo.

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Love that 30 day warranty

Obvious troll is obvious

Pwnd teh libs tho.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Most of their net worth is in assets, not dollars.

Guess what they do hold in dollars? Debt.

And what happens to debt when the dollar tanks?

Quebec isnt going to be happy

Same argument about wasting 44 billion to buy twitter.

A useless website exchanged hands.

Someone still has the money, why dont they spend it on the poor?

Why worry? This is a fact, and its by design

Welcome to the club! - murica

Can fucking stupid come full circle all the wayback to brilliant?

Um, nooooooo dont own teh libs so hard!!!

As an American, Hold My Beer