feels like this was moments before headbutt

that’s where the workouts enter the picture

i want to outlive the last fascist

thank you for justifying my dislike of the name

fortunately the US recently solved this problem by simply making it “legal” to toss people out even if they’re actively shoving proof of their citizenship in the face of an ICE agent

right wingers will accept that explanation and then start screeching about made-up stories of mexicans bringing birthing machines onto US soil to replace the population

sure, but that doesn’t affect the actual production of copper, they’ll just start recycling it when mining becomes more expensive than recycling it regardless of taxes

Introducing: Being a contrarian asshat!
Yes, by being a contrarian asshat you too can legitimately claim that any statement is disputed, because You dispute it!

because they are corrupt

alligators are remarkably non-violent for being obligate carnivores

hold on, hung over teenager you?

also infinitely more likeable characters

i’m very confused what the slash under the emote means, is it dabbing?

and taste good, we need a whole lot more salt than cats do since we’re so much bigger and sweat a bunch.

“turns out it was just ol’ Walther who wanted to keep working after his passing, we told him it wasn’t helping and actually just messed with measurements and now he’s continued into the afterlife provided that we update him on the results when we join him”

also the delicious irony in that t.rex is one of few dinosaurs that it seems did not have feathers, though in turn it seems it had naked skin rather than scales…

considering how cats just keep showing up in people’s houses and acting like they’ve been living there all along, it seems we do in fact deserve cats

it’d be great if the existing government bodies that explicitly exist to help people find jobs did their own fucking jobs and didn’t just sit around jerking off to paperwork and humiliating poor people

the obvious solution to this is that you aren’t making a rational and sensible decision if it supports a shit system, as the rational decision would be to do anything that works toward dismantling or changing the system.

bapacka balunch
bapick banick…
BA’NOODLE