sudo make me a sandwich

pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive

truly, the worst part of humanity is the refusal to accept cops as our owners and gods

idk about you but my tshirts are just made of cotton

looks very soft

funy pengin

even on a less well-maintained system it’s probably not going to be the kernel having a freakout, the kernel is going to be just fine while something else shits itself (probably graphics drivers on a desktop tbh, my vega 10 loves to vomit onto the screen and pass out)

the pain of being nordic/german, you’re utterly incapable of taking anglophone metal albums seriously

“motörhead”, yeah sure, mote 'er head

wear patterns on statues is my favourite thing

lmao someone took it personally

i want to live in a world where only those who truly have no other option choose to drive, and even a minor mistake in traffic immediately costs you your license and you have to re-take it from scratch.

It’s insane to just let anyone drive a multi-ton vehicle capable of going 120+ km/h for personal transport, if people are going to do so they damn well better do so carefully.

on android you can get Private Lock which locks your phone and disables biometric unlock, when the phone is shaken hard enough

food

would it really be that difficult to just make a blue rectangle in the corner, and fill the rest with like 5 red/white stripes?

unrelated to the OP but a suggestion for your problem:

Waveup has a setting to lock the screen after X seconds with the proximity sensor covered, it’s not very sophisticated and thus it can be a bit over-eager, but if the phone being interacted with by your leg while in the pocket is driving you up the wall then this should fix that.

i can assure you japan isn’t that much saner than the rest of us, like really the one big thing they have going for them is pretty good urban planning and public transport.

Where most nations have people working their asses off because they need money to buy food, japan made the innovation of having people work themselves to death mostly out of social obligation instead! Much more exciting.

explain cars?

“so basically we had the technology to make electric carriages that make basically no noise and are about as safe as one drawn by a horse, but instead we made them billow smoke so all the kids get asthma and then to put the kids out of their misery we made them go 70 km/h down residential streets. This is considered perfectly fine and not anything to worry about, since it means people get to work 50 seconds faster and thus they get to spend more time staring at a device that sucks away their will to live.”

it’s standard here in sweden to deliver TV over internet these days, TV can fuck itself sideways and die

this is effectively the hardware equivalent of having a public API, sure you could technically reverse engineer your own server implementation, but really you’re going to use it to make stuff that interacts with the existing server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7eJg7hRvqE