Woah that’s my name too

Must have had you wishing for a nuclear winter.

No, only Nissans. It says right there.

I didn’t think war was often fought just for the sport of battle.

It’s probably a slight mistranslation so I don’t mean any offense but, I’m finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, “Don’t eat the fire… Don’t eat… The fire.”

“Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I’ve trained for this, I’ve got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it’s time to dine”.

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

“Do you have a reservation?”

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

Are you trying to drop hints to Microsoft?

The aesthetics are nice in my opinion, I wish there were more distinct and unique vehicles out there.

Not anymore.

Ya know, I really don’t think she should.

This community is for serious hard hitting journalism. That’s why it’s called not The Onion.

If it was found dead last year why is there such a delay in reporting?

He’s a what now?

I miss the solar death ray.

We really should stop inflating turkeys, it’s needlessly cruel.

Wait Wait, hurricanes aren’t a good thing?

Pretty sure the colors both changed slightly too.

You’re towing a bunch of cargo into the crash site.

Yeah the giant tiktok ad at the top of every post for a poorly supported client is the nail in the coffin for me.

They’d be good for a street performer.

Most manuals say this, it’s not exclusive to the cyber truck.