This image proves both evolution from ape to man, and devolution from man to ape. Not seeing any “alpha” in it though. Must have been a tree dweller.

Ol’ JD rolls up to the pearly gates.

Bible God: So, couches?
JD: You betcha! Bible God: C’mon in, my man!

Just a jizzy awful mess up there.

As it should!

Maga meat is deported immigrants. Sounds crazy, but wasn’t long ago they were telling the world Ohioans were “eating the pets.”

He’s had to have eaten at least one child post rape, right? I mean, that’s his modus operandi.

Also, never met a golfer I could tolerate for more than 20 seconds. Mini golf is where the real ones play.

Frederick Co VA top user has their information “redacted.” Must be targeting minors (16-17 yr olds)

There’s no way anyone would have guessed from my basic-ass comment, but I’ve lived most of my life with trauma from childhood sexual abuse. And with fucking kids being en vogue worldwide at the moment, my triggers have been woooo boy. Sorry to shit on your duo, just differing perspectives.

This was the one my mind immediately went to.

Props for admitting he was wrong. A “fool,” sure, but still feels kinda light on the self-disrespect for the content of some of their lyrics. I don’t recall “going with the flow” to include pedophilia. Necrophilia, on the other hand, totally going with the flow.

Despite never having a pet until Critter, Mr. Barker’s closing sentiments to every show were enough for me to know the importance.

Fuckin’ Mall of America on our bucket list as well. There’s like two hotels on site, and I belive they’re building a Waterpark next door.

I have so many Graves to piss on, my entire retirement plan will involve extensive domestic travel.

Right there with you. Maryland and WV’s finest flower here (we have surprisingly decent bud around here).

Fortune comes in threes; this despicable fuckface, Mitch (theoretically dead for at least a decade if not just recently). Fingers crossed for #3.