Imagine if Obama’s administration did this. The Republican would collectively and simultaneously cream themselves (ew).

That quote lives rent free. So fucking creepy lol

Soggy goth femboys sounds like a goth band that covers blue grass…

I don’t want much out of life, but this is it

Due to the straight of Hormuz? Is that the linkage you’re making?

Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

Amazing

Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?

I looked at this for a second and saw a duck with a comb (like the fleshy part on top of a chickens’ head)

No, you just put your dick between the pages while you’re laying down on a trampoline and get your friends to bounce you

Imagine getting paid to finger blast cats for a living.

(I’m laughing at the two ways this could be read)

We get an 496 mm of rain a year, and recieved 250 mm+ in the past month in 3 big rainfall events.

Just look at the workers rights movement. Capitalists can, and will crush you like an plump ant under their boot. It’s only regulation that gives them a moment’s pause.

No company ever has your best interest at heart.

That might just be how women in general feel about us

Also didn’t really work for me. I just ended up marinating in my anxiety rather than working it out

Yakity flaps

It doesn’t, at least in my experience. Great. I’m now aware I am feeling like shit. Don’t feel like shit don’t feel like shit don’t feel like shit. Welp still feel like shit and now I’m preoccupied trying to convince myself otherwise.

CBT is great for figuring out what you are feeling but it sucks with dealing with it. This is where acceptance based therapy works well.

I feel like shit! Am I supposed to feel like shit? Would a rational human feel like shit here? They would? Maybe I’m not such a pile of shit after all, and just a human

You poor fucking thing. Just reading that made my guts churn

Bro, I kept some frozen burrito company in business because it was better than the drywall sandwiches they offered at camp. The burrito would thaw out in my work vest by lunch and was edible with a bit of hot sauce. Not good. Edible.