The Doge days are over
The doge days are done
The FBI is coming
So you OUU oo out better run.

This is what personal growth looks like tbh. Eventually you learn just because you have a shovel in your hand that you don’t always have to dig with it… And then you start clocking dickhead with it like I do!

Now this is a story, all about how, my life got flip-turned upside down…

Or cassettes. If you know the trick to rewind them, it is probably time to schedule a colonoscopy

Honestly I wouldn’t be overly upset. I mean, sucks she didn’t get it but at least it wasn’t all for naught

I’m this way too. I have very limited free time, but I also can’t stand hype. Nothing ever really lives up to it, so I prefer to check things out after the buzz has died down

I was picked on a lot. Now I have a cudgel at the ready for those who try and step on anyone I mentor or my kids.

You’re more patient than I would be in that situation.

No thanks, I prefer my water without a hint of the dead

Thanks, I’ll use this one

Clubfoot I’m guessing

Probably a clubfoot

Idk but I’m spending the night with the chinless wonder

I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

What do you call a car cigarette lighter?

A learning experience for a bored kid left in a car

Wait, so your PM freaked out because his AI chatbot told him something was wrong with your code? And then he had to log it back? Am I getting this right?

LMAO

Two things: of course this is our there, and I just happened to open this when my absolute plastic-crack addicted transformer manic 4 year old came up to me. ‘oooooo! What’s THAT?! That looks cuuuoool!’