Ocarina of Time

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Seriously. I bought a book online as a gift, intending to pick it up on my way through Portland. They didn’t have it ready when I showed up, so they mailed it to me free of charge.

CAT5 was right there…

Hey, NYT Cooking is fantastic, as long as you cut the recipe in half but keep the original amount of garlic.

You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole!

Sigh. Voting for Stein helps Trump. Trump is worse for Palestine than Harris.

We can grandstand and holier-than-thou all we fucking want, but it’s simple Aristotilian logic.

They also don’t like to get sued, and Orange Julius has a habit of suing anybody who offends him.

I can sing the Blazing Saddles theme song pretty decent. Final offer.

I was thinking about Khashoggi, but fair point.

I mean, the Saudis did it a few years ago and we really didn’t raise much of a stink.

Yup. He got mad and quit after they mocked scientology, so they poorly spliced together a bunch of his old lines to make an episode where he joins a pedo cult and dies a very undignified death.

Listen. It’s just a couple straight dudes havin sex. Nothin gay about it.

He also fucked an ostrich.

"just as likely he’d be “America’s Hitler”

The scary thing is, I’m not sure he meant that as an insult.

Didn’t he play the bad guy in Back to the Future II?

/s, sorta.

One per day. For some reason the service is based in Germany, so it renews at 6pm EST.

*Jance Dance Vance.

I’ve seen his long- form birth certificate.

Hillary Clinton had classified emails in a private, password-protected server. Conservatives have spent over a decade frothing at the mouth, calling for her head. The DOJ announced that they would investigate her two weeks before the 2016 election, possibly dooming her campaign.

Donald Trump had classified documents in a box in the shitter at his private residence while a Russian envoy was there, and conservatives think that’s all cool.

Hey Farva. What’s that gross type of fly that lays eggs in your skin?