Linus Pauling was 93 years old when he died of cancer. In the period leading up to his death he enjoyed mostly good physical health and retained cognitive function. Mega dosing vitamins is pissing away money, but certainly did not lead to his demise.

Is a party with shrimp similar to a crab rave? Crustacious er, curious minds want to know

So you’re have heated conversations with your dog? You should hire a mediator, not full time, a temp will do.

If you understand to a degree, have your conversations graduated to another level?

You knewt?

LAWD it’s a chonker

The license California offers undocumented drivers is specifically not a Real ID and cannot be used in place of one or to acquire a Real ID. Incorrect expiration dates on these licenses have no effect on the reliability of a Real ID and is a separate issue.

I now want to see a collaboration with Kyle Gass.

Does a No. 2 pencil count as one or two?

Lived in the Silicon Valley in the 1990’s, when the price of RAM exploded with the web, armed robberies of manufacturing plants and warehouses for RAM became a thing for a few years.

Insert <Aw shit, here we go again . meme>

Eating Poorman’s avocado Sounds like a segment on Loveline.

Come on mothers throughout the land

Pack your boys off to Vietnam Canada

Come on fathers, don’t hesitate

Send your daughters off before it’s too late

Be the first one on your block

To have your kids come home in a box

And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for?

Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn

The next stop is Vietnam Canada

And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates

Yeah, there ain’t no time to wonder why

Whoopee, we’re all gonna die

No, every representation of human sexuality can be beautiful (with consent that is). Just wordplay with one of the multiple terms for sub, hero, blimp, torpedo and yes, grinder.

ICE agents prefer Grinder

Tired: Cat Breading

Wired: Ice Breading

Well parts of some are above projected sea level rise, none are safe from the rising tide of fascism. I wish I could say /s

Several; Aleutian Islands, Hawaiian islands, California’s Channel Islands, and the Florida Keys all are archipelagos.

I think they are aiming for 1625

I’m not so sure, might arrive as everything else is going bassackwards with the regressives out of control in Washington. (And Tejas and Floriduh and…)