I was going to counter with, “what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher,” but I’ve never actually seen that show so you’re still correct.

My old home town’s cemetery is in the shadow the soybean processing plant.

There is an odor.

Too goddamn early in the day for them to get my hopes up like that. Probably just meant Trump either forgot or lied about when his birthday is.

Exciting news, I guess, but what does this really mean? Not having to download a separate face/logos pack each year?

Honestly, I think I have a bit of sensitivity to the tannins. Gives me an unsettled stomach.

Never liked tea.

But he was excellent at being completely full of shit.

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.

I already have a system where, if someone calls me, it’s probably a scam.

Exiled Kingdoms on Android.

Too soon? Also just realized that I misquoted the anthem, which probably didn’t help.

But does that flag still wave?

From the top-rated review on Steam (and it’s positive)

This game is definitely pay to win. The microtransactions aren’t just cosmetics. The items in the cash shop are a necessity for all players in endgame. There are ways to get them outside of paying real life money. You can get them gifted by other players for ingame currency or you can buy them with another currency you get from doing daily quests, but both of those options require a lot of in game effort (either grinding and selling stuff for money or creating a bunch of accounts and doing the dailies on all of them, respectively).

Sounds like a winner.

Go to your settings, you probably have NSFW filtering on.

Just fucking legalize it already.

What poor bastard was made to work on the Gollum conversion?

I just assumed that 21 other things already existed.

At least they’re trying to backtrack and weasal up to the sane side instead of just doubling down and saying, “Fuck it, yeah, we’re Nazis now.”

If you want to fully explore the lore of the series (and spend months/years doing so, probably) start with Zero, then Yakuza Kiwami and Yakuza Kiwami 2 (the remastered, extended editions of 1 and 2) then 3, 4, etc…

If you just want to hop in to the modern day, start with Yakuza: Like a Dragon. It’s basically a reboot of the series, new main character, new combat system. The game should key you in on any important stuff from previous games that you need to know.