The real paedophiles were the friends we made along the way.

Epstein never dies.

Windows’ market share is being nibbled to death by cats.

It relied on voters actually caring about corruption and imposing a cost on corrupt behaviour. Unfortunately, Americans gonna American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu62k4K4sQ4

They were always conservative. A few years before these ads Nintendo participated in Senate hearings where they advocated for censoring the entire medium. They just had a “fellow kids” period in the early 2000s. Luckily, judging by the sales of the GameCube, most people weren’t fooled.

Looks neat, but I think the actual time display is way too small to be useful.

Everything’s a distraction from everything else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ko8Ti1_JY

You need to be wearing fishnets for that to work.

If we can get it to say its name backwards, will it go away?

In about a decade Superman will be freed from his corporate shackles.

Perry White: He’s not even a has-been, he’s a never-was.

In what continuity is Krypton destroyed by a civil war?

Superman represents the “American Way”

https://youtu.be/xGVYK9GOVzI

They’ll lightly snack on their own, maybe, but it won’t be long until they find an excuse to go back to eating everyone else, as usual.

But the gun nuts keep saying that if the Jews had been armed then the holocaust would never have happened!

Even then, you’ve got options.

Still bugs me that Microsoft owns the rights to the King’s Quest series, though.

After The Love Guru he figured there were lines even he couldn’t cross.