It’s a crime family, no one is supposto ask questions. What kind of shoes you like? Concrete?

That outfit says, “I need mental health help”, and also “Notice ME!!!”.

President Piggy wearing a cheap polyester suit and fake silk tie. Not to mention his girdle, lifts and that weird orange face paint. I’ve met whores with more class than him, and wearing wayyyyy less makeup.

Jimmy Kimmel has Pete trashing Pete on this. Completely worth the watch.

I play Yukon all the time. And I have learned 2 things. 1. When it says “Calculating…” when the game starts, you’re not going to win. And 2. If you stack too many random cards, it eventually tells you the game is lost. The other weird thing that happens is, sometimes you use the “Hint” and it will just show you how to move a card from same to same. Example, you have a 2 sitting on a 3, and there is an open 3. And that’s the only move left. It’s a forever loop that you never win or lose.

No that’s called “smarmy”.

There needs to be a huge neon orange warning on the Front of these products that explains, clearly, that you don’t own it, your privacy will be invaded and the company can disable it at anytime. This will stop people from buying this garbage, and hopefully companies will stop if they want our money.

My life rule is, if it says Smart on it, it’s never going to be smart. It will always cause trouble.

Impeach remove convict and then president piggy pardons him.

This “Department Of War” movie is pretty cringe. Can we get some better writers? It’s all bombs & murder, where is the Human element? I just hope the studio cancels this franchise, it’s not even a B movie at this point.

We could use them as feed for hungry wild animals. I just don’t want to be accused of poisoning wildlife.

That’s because they taste extremely bitter and putrid. I suggest we just eject them into space towards the sun, and make them pay for it.

Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.

Thanks for letting us know that you have no life. There will be an age when you realize what you have missed and your unhappiness will consume you. And it will be your fault. Real Humans know that a full life involves having personal time separate from a job.

Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?

“boy-friendly spaces”… how fuckin’ creepy is that phrase.

It’s been 18 years and we are just now getting the 4th installment of the franchise? This has failure written all over it. Chan is 71, Tucker is 54. Get ready for a slow-motion action film…

Because it’s the global rapist cabal, run out of the basement of a dry cleaners.

The 8 wars;

1. The combover
2. his girdle
3. the water pressure
4. that mouse in the East Wing
5. the lid on the ketchup bottle
6. the lid on the bottle of orange face paint he uses
7. he finally got melania to hold his hand… once
8. the war with the truth

Doing it with two men.

elon is a junkie.