Laundro-Cat! Have to put RFID tags on all the cats and sensors that prevent machines from starting if a cat is within a few feet of the sensor.

The Face of Boe!

I agree. However, they do make kid safety stuff that prevents drawers from being opened, which might prevent this. Problem with cats is that you won’t know you need something until after the first time this happens.

The one we like is basically two pieces of plastic secured to a surface using command strips with a ratcheting strip connecting them. Not too expensive, removable, no holes left behind, easy to install and use.

My kids often don’t listen, struggle with lying, have no regard for consent of others or personal property, and a host of other issues. Expressing love is not one of them. My kids (still young) show me they love me (and my wife) nearly continuously. The rest they’re learning.

My neighbor’s cat is mostly deaf. Because of this, he is so loud when he meows. When he’s outside, we occasionally hear him meowing. He’s seeing who will come and entertain him. The first time I heard it, I went to make sure he was okay. He was just chilling. He didn’t want me to pet him, but he also didn’t want me to leave.

You’ve predicted the next article from the Onion that ends up coming true.

I would need more data points to draw conclusions. I will say the Epstein files part was surprising. We’ll see where she goes on that issue.

I used to really enjoy his unnecessary censorship bit. I thought the idea was clever and the execution yielded some funny results. No idea if they still do that and whether it is still funny.

The problem is we don’t want to teach kids that being good will keep them safe when the threat is real and being good means nothing to the Republicans.

Hey! You know what? It looks like you were right! Nice work, my friend! Pizza and Mario Kart? Or if you want, my son and I have been getting into Lovers in Space. Cute game where characters have to run around your ship to get to different guns, shield, engine, and map to travel across space and kill attackers while freeing friendly animals. We could use a 3rd (And 4th).

Is that how you pronounce it? I would have pronounced it like “spate.”

And that is how she gives 150% at her shows!

(Sorry. Bad dad joke.)

I think it’s fine to brand him the way you’re doing. I am simply stating that any time Trump is mentioned, by name or reference, we need to mention the Epstein files needing to be released.

In general, I agree. However, every mention of him without mentioning the Epstein files is a distraction. So, if you want to say something like this senile, old pedofile needs to release the Epstein files, that would be okay. But the Epstein files needs to be continuously kept in the public stream of consciousness or it will be forgotten.

It is. It’s a problem he and his team are less concerned about right now.

Also, do fleas infest dead rats? I would think they’d leave an animal once it died. Can’t harvest healthy blood from a dead animal.

I’m cool with being notified of my laundry being done and being notified of issues. The problem isn’t those kinds of features. The problem is that stealing data and company control over your device is a built-in future.

I’m on board with that recipe.

I don’t mean quantity-wise, I mean for flavor. Add some pickles and some cheese, and it might taste alright.

I wasn’t underweight, but I was skinny. I probably ate 4-6k calories a day and never went above 150lbs until I turned 30. That’s also when I got an office job, though. So, then I had to work to maintain my weight.