*vital aid

You don’t wanna get support that somehow kills you. :)

board room filled with parasites

“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”

Russia is doing what no other country could do - Westernizing Ukraine.

“Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!”

A part of me thinks he knows what he’s doing.

Restarted, the Star Wars have.

Oil rig drillers?

cups side of face in my hand

Say it ain’t so!

Calling the stage units prototypes is being nice. The reality was that at that point the iPhone had barely gotten to a proof of concept stage. Months before this event, the developers were still using a giant desktop tower to simulate the phone’s hardware.

That the photos of the phone were real and not concept art, that the stage units weren’t just unusable rubber dummies was a magic trick itself.

When the developers revealed years later that the iPhone presentation (just the presentation, not even the actual launch) was a make or break moment for the company, they absolutely were not kidding.

And then they went from “should not even be working” test units to fully functional production units in six months!

Whatever your opinion of Jobs or Apple, credit where credit is due.

One of the best lines from Armageddon:

“Sir, the override. It’s been overridden.”

“If this is your first night at Mozilla.social… you have to fight.”

You do not want the lizard prince to touch your nuts.

The World War I gang?

And the oversized Reese’s coffee mug he rode in on.

That’s not what Grandfathered means. Basically, original subscribers are being forced onto a new contract.

Correct.

Depressed tardi-pepper.

Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

No one’s giving her 5G on her watch!

Just like how if you put a shattered CD in an apparatus, you can still use a laser reader to recover any data on the undamaged sections.

Though, because data is recorded in a circular pattern at high speeds, you won’t get much. Or what you get will have lots of corruption. I wonder what pattern of storage these plates use? If it’s similar to SSDs, then large files can be nested in a very small area of space - increasing the chances of recovery.