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Well, we had large swathes of our federal government forcibly dismantled by a (admittedly South) African, so… 🤷‍♂️

Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Bro, Nancy Mace isn’t people… She thinks she’s people, but she’s not people.

Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”

I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription

Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Well… In light of this thread, I’m certainly not gonna be able to look at Gamepass the same way now, at least…

dat haptic fredback

rumble rumble

My former girlfriend’s vagina is an Xbox to me…

Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years

Awww did i hurt the poor wittle racist’s feelings? How sad 🤣😂

It was more denigrating, than anything, if you wanna go down that road, precious. 😋 And you seemed more than pleased to open the door to insults, so… I dunno, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, snowflake?

And if it was just an understanding issue, I would’ve simply said you were ignorant, but at this point either you’re genuinely incapable of understanding or being purposefully obtuse. Both are pretty fucking stupid, so…

I mean, I guess? I dunno, I kinda wondered that at first, but I’m also kinda at a loss at to what other comment that could be a response to as well…? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, it seems like it’s at least in the right thread, mostly, from the context lol 😂

Science is pretty much by definition supposed to be an objective measurement of the universe, uncolored and unaffected by political or idealogical bias (those would be your “political censorship” and “funding cuts” you mentioned, since you’re apparently having trouble following along…) Since science should be objective, funding based on idealogical grounds or the political censorship of research is anathema to science, as it is by definition not objective. I’m not sure how I can make that any clearer.

I’m not sure what about any of this has to do with me making friends, but let me know how attempting to be condescending and thinking you’re clever while completely missing a simple point works out for you… Cuz I may be autistic, but you’re stupid, and I know which I’d rather be 🤣😂

Both what? Tf are you talking about??

Who are you responding to here? 🤔

So, I guess just in case you’re somehow genuinely unfamiliar with a nested comment structure (which, if so, you’ve got to explain your situation to me, because I honestly can’t think of a probable scenario in which you aren’t, yet it’s 2025 and you also have both a device with internet access and the faculties to reply to me): That was what’s known as a ‘top-level comment’, which means it wasn’t a reply to anything, but instead a comment which can be responded to that gets listed alongside other comments which can also be responded to… Any responses to these - such as your question - get listed beneath (otherwise known as being ‘nested’ under) the original comment or post, where it can be replied to in turn. Collectively, this is known as a ‘comment thread’.

Got it now? 👍

On both sides of what? What are you even talking about? And what other media, exactly, is providing not only a public mouthpiece to, but also driving steady streams of traffic directly toward, unabashed misogynists and bigots? I’ll wait… 🙄

You can definitely take your dogwhistles and white supremacist apologism and fuck right off with it tho 😁

If I had to give a single reason, it’d probably be because they’re the ones, by and large, who are not only providing a platform for the dissemination of these abhorrent views by this trash, but they’re directly profiting from it to boot… I feel like that’s honestly pretty obvious, though I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here and choose to assume you’re genuinely asking and not just being facetious

I think a better question would be: Why don’t they want to?

Yeah, uhmm… I’m pretty sure - checks notes - yeah, that’s actually the exact opposite of how science works… Thanks for playin, tho!

Obviously I’m not OP, but I took them to mean content that might be considered superfluous or otherwise not as meaningful to the overarching narrative in and of itself

Wasn’t this the plot of Unbreakable, more or less, but with a train instead?

Hot take