Most of the ones with article requirements also have rules about source reliability/reputation so your idea about making a new site to post your thoughts and linking to that wouldn’t work for long.

Pret-seal.

This is the face of a devious little shit who knows exactly what they are doing. The sort of cat that will watch you painstakingly assemble a complete spaghetti dinner and seize the opportunity in a moment of distraction to give your bread slice an extra kneading and leave a trail of buttery paw-prints down the length of the table.

Or Sarah Palin being asked which newspapers she reads.

It’s like eradication but also irradiation for some reason.

Time for some YEBID-26?

Finally, somebody taking on matters of pressing importance to help the American people and everybody else around the globe. Definitely not jingling keys off to the side with one tiny hand so we don’t notice what he’s doing with the other.

Spammers don’t tend to care all that much about what they post or where as long as it feeds them those sweet, sweet clicks.

Scoundrels!

But I got such a great deal on this Blur-Ay pure organic asbestos retractable cup-holder, I’d have been a fool not to buy! It did burn my house down though.

Did that against a rock in the intro of Oblivion with a rubber band on the controller thumbstick. Set it up, went to work, came home to a master of stealth who barely knew which end of a sword to hold.

Cheesy method of training the sneak skill.

If it’s an offer, no thanks.

Step 1: Be cat.
There are no more steps.

“How could this have happened?” asks guy who helped make this happen.

Somewhere in Missouri, a village is missing its idiot.

Shul’s Law in action.

At least it’s a momentary distraction from the dumb shit he could be doing that actually has an impact. He’s incapable of doing good so neutral or only slightly bad is better than a lot of alternatives.