No, the DRILL BABY is like Santa Claus for the oil industry. Every year he flies through the world on a magical Halliburton frac truck, delivering new 75-foot yachts to oil executives. He uses his magic DRILL to weaken the spine of legislators in every country.

It’s a rich people holiday, not very well known.

We have to accept that even the most responsible country with nuclear weapons might elect a complete idiot some day. Twice, even.

The real wild card is that non-fission nuclear material fired in rockets and scattered across israel.

Australia please send peacekeeping troops.

Just make sure you go out in 2’s because of ICE

“The cat is not allowed to have meth.”

Maybe he thought they meant seasoning, and it was what they put in the drink.

Probably should add 3 hurricane clips, because it’s florida.

If the fetus is allowed to own a gun, it should count.

“Strap it to my new plane.”

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

Keming looks fine to me.

Self dining only one year away.

“Let them ride bike.”

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

Investopedia is a great resource for things like this: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathcross.asp

“It’s not about left or right, but right or wrong.”

Christians need to come to terms with the fact they kneel before the pharohs.