Self dining only one year away.

“Let them ride bike.”

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

Investopedia is a great resource for things like this: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathcross.asp

“It’s not about left or right, but right or wrong.”

Christians need to come to terms with the fact they kneel before the pharohs.

The nsfw content, mostly.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

I might even bomb Yemen next month… I mean I’m not going to tell a reporter about it, though, I’m not as stupid as an 11-year-old boy.

Oh, did an airline stewardess walk by?

Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.

You jest, but futures can actually go negative. At one point during covid a tanker shortage meant you could be paid a few $100 to accept delivery of a barrel of crude. Some people were joking about filling their swimming pools.

In trading we refer to tesla as a meme stock, or better, as shit beta. I have a theory a number of big interday players moved into memes when they started getting bigger, because the poor liquidity of the plays cause the market…. Because the people who sell the stock had to keep buying more stock to make the options they sold safer.

Tesla is up and down because it makes people money.

Sounds like you’ve achieved goatse post-nut clarity.

I mean Tim, if you wanted me to stop using maps you could have just asked, you didn’t need to insert ads.

Maybe a cello if it was human grade. But that’s tardigrade.

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

“More presidential.”

at this point I’m just proud we did something that doesn’t appear to worsen global warming.

I personally like the theory that they caught him using five eyes data, and skip the step where they write “US citizen” in the transcripts

“ let’s get you a scrum-rifle and see what you can do to improve your stats.”