Brem

My best & oldest friend died of a brain aneurysm in his parents basement a few months ago.

Not young, but not old. 43.

So at least those of you who didn’t get kicked out have that to look forward to.

Please tell me this applies to Grok

I’m old school American

#landback!!!

Imagine what would happen if too many rich people started fucking over normal people… oh wait.

Nevermind.

!Spoiler alert!<

It won’t stick, but it’s a good start.

In a few years all of the boomers will start dying in mass numbers. Think of them as meat shields. Their inheritances will get spread out amongst many bastards and at least one of them won’t stand for this shit anymore.

If the worker-slaves live longer, you don’t have to indoctrinate & capture new ones quite as often!

Thumbnail thumbhead looks like someone that sells ice cream out of an ol’ rusty truck.

Windows 11?

I heard it’s terrible

Many flavours of Linux

Are comparable

If you want Windows to spy & train on you

Simply open your doors

Let the verified perverts in too

I’m not a Yankee, but thanks for assuming

Bremonia will have the procedures, for free. The name can be changed, I don’t care. I just need help overthrowing a few corrupt governments and I’m out.

If you think anyone but the elite will be able to afford or procure these procedures, you’re incredibly optimistic.

As soon as it gets approved, some shitty corporation will purchase the patent and lock it behind a paywall for 80+ year old geriatrics with zero fucks given towards people who actually deserve or need it.

I think it has something to do with leap days?

First of all, his name is President Epstein File Redacted ,you can’t legally say his it’s name anymore.

Secondly, he it isn’t turning 80. Chaos has existed since the beginning of our human journey. I made a joke about 800 a bit ago, but more like 800,000. This primordial essence of chaos, hate & greed has existed since the dawn of mankind & has manifested itself in many ways…

… currently, this voracious goop has chosen to present itself as an old fat orange person with the world’s smallest pp & brains, prone to poopin’ when tired, scared or bored. Terrible hair to the point of self-conscious surgery, it has resulted to insulting those who are trying to help or belong. When threatened, it will pretend to be injured or attacked.

It’s USA’s 250th birthday which also coincides with president Wetbrain Chunkypant’s 800th birthday

It’s on the 16th, iirc

Building a stage for a sequel to a movie so beloved & referenced isn’t easy. It has to look juuuust right.

Pool guy did a good job of fellatio facilitating the remolding of the swimmin’ hole. President Mango Fluffyhands has seen to the East Wing set personally as well, which now stands as a symbol for democracy. Between naps, he even pulled the roses from the people’s rose garden & paved it over with cement made from mysterious files.

I heard Kid Rock might even be in this one!

Well hell, I look 93% identical to Frank Zappa.

If that’s all it takes to be somebody else, I might be movin’ to Montana soon…

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The brown touch.

Everything he gets near goes to shit.

Just like “Everything Is Bigger In Texas” is considered a self-own to the rest of the world, they’re the brunt of the joke. (Sorry Austin, you too. Yes, even SXSW)

I forget which of the originals it was from … It wasn’t a romhack, it was OG like maybe yellow. But if you walk away from prof when he offers you the original 3 Pokemons, you have the option to choose Pikachu or prevent the Epstein class from ever existing.