I mean, you posted it, and yet you seem to have “hallucinated” them being beheaded, raped, and babies.

I know you said you can’t do your local box, but there’s no necessity for a static IP to do that. Dynamic DNS is relatively easy to set up, I suppose provided you have a domain name you own (which you can find for very reasonable prices).

It’s a good thing you’re using direct drive. That wouldn’t even fill the bowden on the ender 5.