God help you if you’re hungry for pizza in Altoona

I shot the sheriff.

It was me. I shot Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare.

I’m not even terminally ill.

That sounds like the entrance to the casino. That one’s tricky, but I doubt it’s messed up on your cartridge.

I’m a contractor at a rocket launch service provider. The final build of the ground control software is compiled and deployed to the launch pad with debug flags enabled because of a “fly like you test” mandate.

Millions of dollars and tons of time invested by brilliant people are riding on rockets that are launched using software with debug flags because of an “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mentality and archaic test strategies.