Even my dumb fucking rural Australian ass knows that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

The eerieness of that, I was 13 when 9/11 happend. You been spying on me in the past again?

Can I just tell them I watched 9/11 live? That should verify my age.

Man I love being an enemy of Trump. Can’t wait to piss on his obituary.

I agree with you for a completely different reason.

It should be :

So you know what?

Fuck 'em, Unfold.

Make it an Alec Baldwin production.

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

Nintendo’s next President.

The Antichrist is coming to take my free money! - Peter Theil (Obvious demon)

These people think about people having sex with children too much.

Just burn it.

He looks exactly like a guy who would buy, use and think fart spray is hilarious.

I was born to finger fish!

Ohh yeah, I was just making sure I was doing it right.

Wait, so am I supposed to finger fish?

You dropped this.

*sniffs* Smells like Nazi in here.

I’ve been hammering the block user feature a lot lately.

Thanks for reminding me of my favourite cat video

Nah, just watch them through YouTube shorts in a random order, that’s how I watch movies now.