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I can’t remember what it felt like to be shocked about something anymore.

Nobody and I mean nobody can burn Trump quite like Trump can.

This is by far the dumbest season of America.

Imagine being so racist that you get upset over a watermelon.

Nawww, did you bite off more than you can chew?

I droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.

yeah it is, it’s an odd concept to wrap your head around.

Shit put into a pill that you swallow.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.