Except maga dies with trump because maga is narcissism personified.

I wish this image could be appreciated for the immeasurable cringe and potential comedy it can deliver. But it’s genuinely horrifying.

I want things to be funny again.

…young?

The toilet paper I usually get went from $35 to $55 for a case.

Just the one variety though. They had a similar variety still at $35. For now.

I genuinely think COVID made his brain dumber.

Is it Taco Tuesday or War Crimes Wednesday?

Who leaked it?

Brother, the most likely suspect is you.

If the billionaires enabling this shit don’t rot in cells, it will keep happening.

Didn’t he say that 72 hours ago?

Uhhh

Go read British history.

America is just the asshole today.

I dont think anyone but the west ever thought the west had the moral high ground. I don’t even think the west thought it.

Ah, he tried xanax.

Honestly they can’t know that and that’s what makes it so embarrassing. They think they were chosen to be on some winning team of some zero sum game, and they’re sold.

It’s also what makes it delicious.

But make no mistake, she will be replaced by a white man who makes less waves and does more damage.

Its not for weed, everyone smokes tobacco through a bong-- I mean a glass water tobacco pipe.

Guys, yoU need to Invest in Lightweight exercise cLOThingINg. It rEally makeS me feel free.

I just found my todo list and half of it is irrelevant and half of it is done.

I even had a work todo list for my old job lol.

“Could let” presumes they can’t and don’t currently. And that’s ridiculous.

The tan suit. What a jerk!

It reminds me of when COVID hit

And some of my most liberal friends were dead ass saying shit like “if these people keep coming to our state and not masking up we need to build a fucking wall or something.”

… 😐

What color crayon is your favorite?

Yep. Obvious fascist propagandist is obvious.

Go ahead and get the last word. You know you need it. Like Steven Miller about to pop a blood vessel in hisnforehead. You need it. Fascist.