
Introducing Firing Squad! The working man’s favorite gameshow! Tune in each week to see a random billionaire kidnapped and put on our island of death. They have 2 choices, give up all their assets but a million dollars and live or see if they can survive playing the most dangerous game against our… FIRING SQUAD!!! It’s like the running man but for rich greedy assholes! Who will fold? Who will die? Can anyone escape? Find out every Wednesday night at 9 PM on you local CBS affiliate! Firing Squad! The schadenfreude you’ve been looking for!
Maybe they also get tortured and beat to live or have to SPIN THE WHEEL!? Oh no… You’ve lost your fortune and you got CHEMICAL CASTRATION! How unfortunate!