As someone who constantly records live sporting events to watch them later, it ain’t that hard to avoid spoilers.

“Enshitification Accepted” -Every person who buys EA FC / Madden / etc each year

My sex life in shambles

Nice YouTube ad blocker on Roku? Please share

There is definitely already a nuclear bunker in the white house. Maybe it wasn’t gold enough for him.

Update: BrunAIo has completed his recharge and returned to his very important job of protecting the house.

As you can see, the opportunity for BrunAIo to reach direct sunlight is just one doggie door away, but it has hallucinated its way into absorbing the subpar quality sun

AI dog brought down my Internet, now I have to wait 11 days for a service appt (not joking, fml)

Sorry for the duplicate post - I’m having Internet issues

Based on the description, I’m glad it doesn’t work…

Am I allowed to call them out if I’m running a 1080Ti that I got second hand?

Christmas eve pose:

Cozy pose:

Model pose:

Also (3) Fox News tells you what to think and only shows select clips of Trump to keep up the charade of competence

As I was looking at it, I was thinking it could definitely be that based on the extreme cost of housing on the west coast even with a $15 min wage. Interesting and completely unsurprising graphic, thanks for creating it!

Is this federal minimum wage, or state minimum wage?

EXCEPT…for when your computer teammate jumps in front of you while you’re shooting and accosts you for it, then a second later they literally mow down a bunch of infected by shooting through you with no consequences.

So I have to knock it down to a 9.9/10

Zelda: Link’s Awakening on the GameBoy Color in the mid-90s. I got to the second temple, and was totally stuck - to progress I needed to learn to jump, which I inferred was in this temple, but I just couldn’t figure out where it was.

Wandered all over the available map, which of course was constrained due to lacking the jump skill and other story-driven tools. Nothing.

Finally bought a game guide, which explained to me that I needed to bomb a wall in one room in the second temple to progress. It was indicated by a small crack, a staple in Zelda games but invisible to me in my first experience with the series.

The cherry on top was that by that point, I didn’t have any bombs to break the wall, and I recall that I didn’t have the ability to buy or acquire any and had to restart the game to progress past the point where I was stuck.

After that point, Zelda: Links Awakening became one of my favorite games of my childhood. It is hilarious how much frustration it caused me before that realization.

The Onion should copy the White House and just start scribbling through the mass shooting article headline they repost each time with red crayon.