happybadger [he/him]

Art of the deal.

Cuba.

We’ll get the Cuban Funko Pop Crisis if all the treats are diverted there. That’s treats too close to the US border.

That would be awesome if the two worst families in the country had an assassin war against each other. Guns take my energy

Cum status?

Cum status on the three stupid-ass bozos?

edit: three stupid-ass bozos and a fourth dummy who didn’t know he was dead until a doctor told him. That is absolute dingdong behaviour and his cum should not be preserved.

Wholesome and sillypilled

Genocide Joe 2024- “Bring the Boomerang Back”

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Orca JDPON stay winning.

Two birds, one poisoned stone.

Joe Biden: The Lesser of Two Evils

I raved next to a concentration camp and all I got was confused for the inmates who look exactly like me.

Adjusted for inflation, OJ Simpson’s legal fees during his murder trial were about $10m. I wonder what kind of lawyers you could get for Assange with $45m.

Those things are terrifying. There’s a video out there of a transport truck that was hit. Behind the truck is a pile of corpses. They look in the back and it’s completely swiss-cheesed, full of corpses. The cameraman then walks around front and every inch of the truck had been struck by a tungsten ball that went straight through it. The engine block looked the same as the canvas top. 180k of them saturating an area with enough force to penetrate any kind of cover.

There are few people I trust less as a leader than the decaying husk of Jim Crow.

Kamala Harris is one of them. Cognitively I’m more concerned about her. I would be less likely to vote than I am now and my current plan is to vote for my dog.

Nobody except the Israeli Air Force is allowed to dunk on the victims of October “Git Sum” 7th.

Nobody’s going to stop Germany from missing out on a genocide.