They do a good job preventing obesity in wallets

Damn I can’t go anywhere. There are 2 at both entrances to my neighborhood.

As an old fuck in the early 80s I remember an army day in the 3rd grade as a field trip. I learned how to field strip an m-16 and got to fire it from a prone position (semi auto), We didn’t use hand grenades but they did demonstrate shaped charges and cooked marshmallows over some they set on fire. Really fucked up looking back but NGL it was fun.

Carlos Mencia was funnier than Joe Rogan ever was. Only reason Rogen made it was because of Dana White

I more place odds on Trump nuking part of the US than Russia

They sure that he wasn’t just being a teenager?

I mean I wasn’t hired to spray or draw penises on random shit when no one was around