It’s already fucked up that he legally gets to call himself a co-founder for simply being on the board.

My point proven.

You realize impeachment isn’t the same as removing them from office, right?

I.E. Bill Clinton was impeached but not removed from office.

Dildos?

Thanks Obama

There is a whole fictional language in the game.

I’ve lived my entire life reading about this in Masters of Doom but never seeming a single screenshot.

Just watched an episode of a TV series which this was a plot point. The person who did nothing was upset he didn’t get to contribute.

What Futurama bullshit is this?

It would have been one good thing for FIFA leaders to get charged with bribery.

There it is: Ratner, with sexual assaults allegations, directed a $40 million documentary about Melania. So Trump wants him to be able to make Rush Hour 4.

Again, the rapist is helping out his own kind.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

I only respected her for Steven Universe.

According to the FBI’s own website, this might qualify.

Jesus Christ. Charlie Kelly is smarter than him.

Well they have to be convicted first.

I don’t even follow sports, and I was outraged by Russia being awarded host in 2018. All the experts said England should have won that bid.

National politics has gotten convoluted if you hallucinate an election. What exactly did people think was on this non-existent ballot? If it was all about New York City then that is really sad.

What the fuck is wrong with society?

It’s called racism.