i really don’t want to have to carry one more piece of junk, and while USB C is way better than alternatives, bending the dongle in your pocket while it is attached to the phone is a scary thought, wired earbuds make a hard right turn right out of the socket. The socket does fill with lint, I kind of get it that removing reduces loss of the phone from water damage or related assembly costs to making the socket not-a-water-vector

like highlander and the crow you just you just can’t get that lightning out of that bottle again

GOD Jeez Toy Story 1 did you have to use like the first 3d tools you found? How long have you even been working on this?

Scully and Mulder often had to clarify “they were in an area that did not get great cellphone coverage” thirty years ago, they were always getting separated in urban settings

After Goya did a stump for Trump they made The Enemies List and I was like “I don’t know how you got a vegetarian to hate a can of black beans, Goya, but you fuckin’ did it”