Don’t mean to bash your distro choice OP, but they say the best jokes contain a kernel of truth.

I’ll never understand why more people don’t build their own distros to suit their needs.

I’m sorry, sir, but the tests indicate you have Stage 3 Gentoo.

Oh, Benny.

I can’t wait for TRUMPDate. Make America Date Again. Can’t go wrong.

You could’ve just said, “please shit in my bed.”

You should’ve seen it. It was fucking crazy, trust me. The room was completely filled with bleeding-edge technology, gadgetry you’ve never even heard of. It felt like a historic moment. I just got my instant camera back from the 24-hour photo to try to share what it was like:

Disco Elysium drama aside, this is an absurdly great trio of games. Literally thousands of potential hours. Psssst: KSP mods.

That first sentence tho. What a twist.

Yup.

What causes you to doubt it was just the meme?

Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy

Makes “badass” comments and does karate moves every time a vaguely brown person leaves the store. “Bro, I was waiting for him to pull out a bomb and I woulda been all like HWAH!!!”

Ehhhhh?

Mmmmmuh’lady

Well, hon hon hon.

You guys ever tried the Cheese Bomb Tater Kegs they sell warm near the Walmart checkout?

Okay, let’s not go too far.

The Lyin’ Bitch and the War Globe.

Germany, please, can you try to go to some middle ground somewhere?

And thus began the Battle for Middle-Earth.

And the batteries are weak, so it’s only actually sending like 1/3 of the signals. Also there’s no battery cover, so they fall out sometimes.