At the end of that word salad he says something regarding masochism, so I think he actually meant to reply, but his reading comprehension left him hanging so he didn’t catch OP was talking about John Oliver (being the Western European living in the US).

(That, or they are just the fevered ramblings of a syphilitic brain. either way, your ‘wtf is this even’ applies)

I can’t believe I almost ate a non-existent onion.

kill -9 $(pidof <process>)

Btw also an awesome way of telling people you’re pregnant.

fyi, systemctl disable/enable has a --now flag

I heard they recently switched to pagers because cell phones where deemed to be compromised. So I think besides the direct deaths and injuries, this attack also targeted lines of communication and trust in technology as a whole (or anything supplied by your superior even).

Wow, 152 people died during a verdict?

“Absolute honesty isn’t always the most diplomatic nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings”.
— TARS

–force-and-I-really-mean-it-this-time

They already added some much needed vowels with Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran and UAE. So SUBERECTII would be a possible acronym ?

Keep in mind an unencrypted /boot partition still leaves you open to an evil maid attack. I’m not really paranoid (or interesting) enough that I feel the need to take measures to prevent those kinds of attacks, but your situation may differ.

Yes that was the point.

Oh they should definitely choose Rocky as name for the next Debian release.

But whether these sleep disturbances are caused solely by changes in gravity or by a combination of other factors, such as altered light exposure, diet, noise, and elevated stress levels during spaceflight, is still unclear.

Imo the elevated stress levels are a much more logical cause than gravity changes. I wonder what made the researchers ‘gravitate’ to this conclusion.

Hopefully the congratulating will be less awkward this time.

Nope.

Noli equi dentes inspicere donati.

Ah, another pterodactyl aficionado!

How about this one?: