In fascist USA, wok stir fries YOU!

Any amount of cards feels like a lot when the hands holding them are tiny.

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Journalists should have immediately asked him “which expert first won him over with their argument, and which of their arguments was most compelling”. Make him squirm.

Oh that would be so funny if the USA announces removing restrictions on Russian oil because of this, only for China to immediately sign a deal with Russia to take the lot.

Damn, I thought this said pensioner games. I was hoping it meant old-school style games were making a comeback.

Hey, this guy’s got spunk! He’s got my vote!

Thanks!

Years ago I thought I was being smart encrypting my home dir on my Linux server. I found out the hard way this prevents remote login over ssh using public key encryption, as the .ssh dir is in the home dir, which is encrypted unless you are already logged in at the time! So every time I wanted to ssh in, I had to plug in a monitor and log in on the console first.

He was Prime Minister when he lost his seat, not the opposition leader.

Option 1a, he believes the Arial font is a tattoo because he has shitty eyesight (so to him, the blurry text doesn’t look obviously Photoshopped on), but nobody knows that because he’s too vain to wear glasses.

(Still an idiot, of course)

pump and dumb

Perfect typo… I think

He won’t be IN the parade. He’ll be watching from some balcony as the goose stepping soldiers, and trucks with missile launchers etc file past.

Not even 3 months

I guess when America slams into rock bottom there will be a boom sound.

“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”

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Interesting point. Can the US military just fly anyone they like into their overseas bases in Europe etc, then just exit the base into the hosting country, having skipped immigration controls?

The “enforcement” will be “blue states x, y, z did not follow this rule, so their electoral college votes are invalid and will not be accepted”.

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