Look how smoochable she is, who could blame you!

Yeah it’s the .ml instance filtering certain words that can be used as slurs such as b_tch and ret_rd.

She’s so tufty! 😍

My family had Juno.

What a piece of shit. If you don’t have enthusiastic consent you don’t have sex. You don’t just take somebody’s word for it that their drugged and nonresponsive wife is cool with you fucking her. Jesus christ.

Thunderbolts and lightning

Oh I keep meaning to read this one!

Aww Gus gus knows he’s a star

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

Raylan Givens wannabe.

Can it cure cankles?

I’m sorry for your loss, he looks like he was a sweet boy 🤍

You don’t believe in the power of a strongly worded letter?

This is so stupid, but every time I read something about Ro Khanna, my brain thinks it’s about Mo Rocca.

It’s a nice thought but personally I think it would split the vote and nobody but Republicans will be able to win for a long time.

Sure. Let’s also designate grocery stores as terrorist organizations. Gyms. Maker spaces. Libraries. Gas stations. ‘Terrorist organization’ is a useless term now.

And remember:

I never thought I’d see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.

Only 2? I only got one, which was part of lunch. How many is normal?

I feel like there are a lot of teachers that have no business teaching.

Shallow cut. Everyone knows Dr. Shoe.