This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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cats@lemmy.world•Furryosa says "You are **NOT** washing your hands today bitch."
5·11 个月前She’s getting so big! 🤍
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politics @lemmy.world•US judge finds evidence of ‘government misconduct’ in federal case against Comey
4·11 个月前Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.
If it’s not purrkin I’m quitting this place.
Jive is precious! 😍🤍
klemptor@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•This honestly wouldn't surprise meEnglish
12·11 个月前Yes that’s a thing here in the US
klemptor@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻♂️🎸English
2·11 个月前Inextricably linked to “Lift Me Up” for me
Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
2531·11 个月前I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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World News@lemmy.world•UN Says Trump’s ‘Unacceptable’ Boat Strikes Violate International LawEnglish
91·1 年前What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?
Happy howloween Yukon!
Everybody hates the house that gives out cheez wiz
Aw it’s just not his turn for the cell today :)
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Technology@lemmy.world•Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look likeEnglish
7·1 年前Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!



I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.
I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.