I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.

She’s getting so big! 🤍

Holy shit. This is either really egregious ineptitude or intentional persecution of a political “enemy” of Trump’s. I’m not sure which because Halligan is so deeply unqualified for her position. Maybe it’s both.

If it’s not purrkin I’m quitting this place.

Jive is precious! 😍🤍

Yes that’s a thing here in the US

Inextricably linked to “Lift Me Up” for me

Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍

Cheers kitty!

Hell yeah!

D’oh!

I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

What about the ponies? Are you a ponyphobe or something?

Happy howloween Yukon!

Everybody hates the house that gives out cheez wiz

Aw it’s just not his turn for the cell today :)

Aww :')

Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!