Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!

Ay caramba, no need to call me out like that

Man I loved Myst, this is cool!

Awww those weasel hands

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

Mochi is so pretty

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

No, they both voted for Harris.

The thing is, my in-laws have plenty of money in the bank, plus two adult children who are very successful and would help them out if needed, no questions asked. It’s not entirely rational - I think it’s the uncertainty more than anything that has them scared. Which really sucks. :(

It’s really sad - my in-laws are in their mid-to-late 70s and are currently applying to jobs because they’re convinced that Social Security will go away. I hate to see older folks so scared by this lunacy.

Thank you!

Yeah I’d be interested in seeing that.

I think bird flu is a convenient excuse for price gouging, just like we saw during pandemic. He could easily address that if he wanted to. He just doesn’t care.

I think you mean the fedivwrse?

Oh jesus fucking christ I have hoodies older than this kid.

A directory of DOGE workers and their email addresses.

Break out of frames!

Gotdamn I love Bernie. You can see he really, like actually cares.

Been a long time gone, Constantinople