I really want to know what you’re talking about. I have a Motorola phone and it doesn’t do these things.

Oh no Spider-Man what what are you doing?

If only this were a hole. People vote Republican because they want this.

Black Friday is an infohazard SCP

Perfect for the annoying dog!

“It says Wait For Applause so I can’t continue until you clap”

This puts the win in Windows

Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.

Remember Google+ circles? =]

Bomberman! 💣💣💣

☝️✋✌️👋

Is-even and is-odd are the stupidest packages ever written. Except for all the others that guy wrote.

I would romance to hell out of Lotus

It’s practically the only game system that’s not already in there somewhere

This argument makes zero sense.

If we’re lucky, they all die with him.

If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair why don’t you make that the minimum?

Warframe is the only Steam game I have installed right now.

The Orange Box was the first thing I bought on Steam when HL2 was released.

I remember playing 7th Guest at my friend’s house when it came out!

All along the AT field was just Angel driver assist!