Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother and I would try to explain our side of the story first in the hopes we wouldn’t get in trouble.
Tacos.
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politics @lemmy.world•The Short and Ridiculous Trial of a Protester Arrested in an Inflatable Penis CostumeEnglish
43·4 months agoHighlighting the best part, what a badass.
“I always make sure I have bail money!” Fletcher replied emphatically, as if this should be the most obvious thing in the world.
Did he have bail money on him now?
“Yeah!” Fletcher exclaimed, then gestured broadly. “With this many cops around? Come on.”
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OSEnglish
25·5 months agoAfter 100 boxes I finally unlocked paste, but still can’t copy.
where the Republican president boasted about his first year back in office and claimed his party would have massive success during the upcoming 2026 midterms
Why would you cancel the elections if your party is going to have massive success?
That’s exactly what I was thinking too. Like an iPhone nano or something. The laugh I let out when I saw what it actually was though, I really needed that today.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: policeEnglish
2·9 months agoI’m not saying he was right to do what he did, but I guarantee he was correct.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Admin Tells Judge It’ll Disburse Half of SNAP Benefits for Eligible Households in November, With ‘Significant’ DelaysEnglish
23·9 months agoPretty sure it was Israel.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New Guidelines Call on Doctors to Take IUD Insertion Pain SeriouslyEnglish
10312·1 year agoBe a step in the right direction.
Fun fact: they stopped working on a male birth control pill because of the side effects it was causing. Most of those side effects are experienced by women taking the female birth control pill.
Fun fact 2: the chainsaw was invented to open the pubic Symphysis joint during difficult child birth.
Bonus banger to enjoy how dismissive healthcare is for women.
(as one of my friends constantly reminds me, my facts are not very fun)
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World News@lemmy.world•Pay gap between bosses and employees must be reduced, UK workers sayEnglish
83·2 years agoPay gap between bosses and employees is totally fine, UK bosses say.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky Might End Up Defeating Twitter Once and for AllEnglish
391·2 years agoCute that you think it’ll only last for 4 years.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’English
20·2 years agoAs a 46 year old dev I’m starting to look that way too.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Tenacious iPhone user finally unlocks phone locked for almost a decadeEnglish
5·2 years agoExactly what I thought too.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Tenacious iPhone user finally unlocks phone locked for almost a decadeEnglish
25·2 years agoSounds like all she did was toss it in a drawer for 10 years, so very tenacious of her.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Two Major Anime Leakers to Be Exposed Following First-Time U.S. Court OrderEnglish
16·2 years agoNot me thinking Anime Leaker is some kidna new kink I hadn’t heard about.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump brands Kamala Harris’s lower grocery prices policy ‘communist’English
26·2 years agothen I’m ready
Then WE’RE ready, comrade.
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Games@lemmy.world•Day 18 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post ScreenshotsEnglish
6·2 years agoI used to play Halo 2 all the time, still have my old Xbox and disc, I should dust it off and give it a go.
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World News@lemmy.world•CrowdStrike IT outage affected 8.5 million Windows devices, Microsoft saysEnglish
4·2 years agoThat’s the neat thing, Crowdstrike bypassed the rigorous testing process to get Kernel software updates signed by Microsoft by having the part that was tested and signed by Microsoft load another update file. Still unclear how Crowdstrike missed it before releasing it though.
This is a pretty good break down of what happened by a retired windows dev. Including how software operates between Kernel and user zones. The break down of what he thinks happened is about 6:40.

Fortunately they removed it a day later.