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Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

My katana can’t even cut onions, but these aren’t tears. You’re crying.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Morphological dialectic momentum*

Hopefully, you’ll know that “stuck” is the correct term? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Has a shit grasp of logical fallacies, much less elementary logic

I’m European

Hunh. Did not see that coming.

Stuck*

Is there Mardi Gras?

And Musky’ll have a tantrum trying to race a croissant at it first.

Wait. So a “butter star” is possible?

American cops’re afraid of acorns as a threat to their manhood, which is frankly understandable.

extra hardware plugged inside

That’s it, y’all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.

Really not the flex you think it is.

Because, he knows we are all powerless against him.

No, numeracy is when you goin’ around in public and ain’t got no clothes on.

In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they’re not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.

10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors’ wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: “holy” books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

LetMeSoloHer did it in his diaper and for free, noobs! 🤩🔥🤌🏾

RemindMe whenever Nintendo first sues someone for making a Tifa lifemate AI and marrying it.