Why it’s called “the runs.”

So, a typical Trump voter then.

Trump should never be mistaken for a leader. Leaders understand their responsibilities and act and speak accordingly.

Ethics don’t pay.

Oh, so THAT’S where our DOGE checks are going!

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

Repeat after me. “I” state your name.

“I state your name.”

Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his “tough guy” act dissolve.

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.