I am, and I can think of many cases where plain dumb string matching since you know what you’re dealing with beats regex in both performance and maintainability.
You’re a clown that wouldn’t know how to compare two strings without regex even if you got paid 6 figures to do it.
Feels worse than what exactly? Than google search N years ago?
Every alternative I tried is objectively worse than google search, instead of writing these cope articles, why doesn’t someone make a search that’s objectively better than google search instead?