Good news, everyone!

Taste the hammer of justice, scum.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

Yes, that much I was able to surmise.

By “call her daddy”, do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

You are my fire.

I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.

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Hussein?

declarations that she would protect Missouri from the “transgender industry."

She won’t let Big Transgender get a foothold in her state.

Bomberman Hero is pretty special to me. Also, I don’t think Jet Force Gemini gets enough love.

I’m looking for an alpha male to sharpen my iron, if ya catch my meaning.

Clearly you do, or you would have fucked off by now, you goofy cunt.

You’re a fucking cartoon character, my guy lmao

There’s no way you’re serious right now lmao.

Pussy juice

This is the first I’m learning of this and I’m immediately interested. Just applied.

No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.

Hail Satan, and hail yourself!